their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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