the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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