idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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