Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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