i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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