we're blogging at a bar
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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