Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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