is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
The air was thick with penises
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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