im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
he shaved USA in his pubs
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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