so explain again why im purple
no
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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