wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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