Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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