i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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