Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Randomize
