I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Congratulations! We have a period
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