super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Green mimosas i think yes
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize