He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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