Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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