I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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