So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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