Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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