i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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