real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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