Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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