Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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