i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
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