Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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