He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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