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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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