Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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