I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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