White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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