Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I had to cum in my sink.
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