he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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