Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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