I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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