it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
tonight lets celebrate not being married
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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