when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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