Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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