Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize