whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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