YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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