In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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