My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
