Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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