We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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