my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I believe in your delicious
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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