I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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