You're so nebulous sometimes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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