a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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