i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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