I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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