its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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