I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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